I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
