i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
