Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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