I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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