You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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