he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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