sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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