i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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