How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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