walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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