My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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