I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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