You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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