CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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