I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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