I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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