You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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