thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
