she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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