so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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