i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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