she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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