we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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