i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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