Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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