sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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