the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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