is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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