So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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