plz talk dirty to me
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Pooping to opera.
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