that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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