Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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