i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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