i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
