Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Enjoy the penises
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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