my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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