do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
