Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My friends, they love my intelligence
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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