Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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