How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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