did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
