like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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