I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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