its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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