After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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