So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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