I could have mohawked her pubes.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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