you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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