you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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