well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is wine microwaveable?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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