you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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