He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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