S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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