Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
did you just send me my own nude
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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