in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Randomize
