no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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