I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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