It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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