I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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