So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He shit in the fireplace
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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